Thursday, March 21, 2013

It's the 2nd Day of Spring, and I'm cold!


Ken was telling me that a blog can be like a journal. I thought, "What a neat concept, but what if I don't want people reading my journal?" I figured it out. This is my fun time journal! I really enjoy writing for people's entertainment. I have two pen pals, and now I have a blog! I really like when I  write something for someone, and they really enjoy reading it. That right there makes my heart sing. I especially like to have an imagination, write about nonsense, have people want to read what I have to say, umm....I like to entertain people. I think I entertain very well by writing, so this is a gift you all who reads this. Those who aren't reading it----that's ok. I'll try next time.

My other intentions for this blog is to be positive. 
  • No complaining
  • No gossip
  • No whining
  • No cussing
  • No negativity
  • No politics 
  • No bullying
  • No politics (I said that once, right? Now's twice.)

People don't want to read that kind of stuff all the time. I don't anyways. Sounds depressing. Sounds like a reality show written out. I want to stay positive and have a good time with this blog. I think it will rub off on me in real life. I'm don't mean that I don't have a good time in real life. What I mean is that....well, what do I mean?
Oh tartar sauce!! I just love to write, and make people feel good. Hopefully make them laugh or at the very least....SMILE!



My friend and boss, yes, all at once she is, told me something funny the other day that she read. It's so true too. Can you believe this month only has 8 days left? My goodness! Where did the days go? Where did the time go? What? Oh, you want to hear that funny thing I mentioned earlier? Okay. Sorry, I just rambled on to something else. Geez. I do that sometimes. Ramble. Yep. Yeppers. When I do that you gotta get me back on track, you know? 'Cause sometimes I will just go and.....WHAT?!!? Why are you glaring at me? Oh snap! I did it AGAIN! I started that dang 'ol ramblin'. Hey! Ok. Quit yelling at me, and pointing your finger! I'll tell you! I'll tell you whatever you want! What do you want to know? Huh? What? You wanna hear the funny thing my friend said the other day. Ok. Ok. Sure. Whatever you want. I'm feeling a bit nervous. Ok. Um...she said.....um........Oh ya!

"People are never happy with the weather. People complain it's too cold out, but when summer comes it's too hot out. Pick a season people!"
I chimed in and mentioned how people complain that it's so dry out. We need rain. Blah, blaudy, bling, bang. But!! When it rains, people complain that it's raining outside. It's wet out. Boo hoo.
Pick something people!

I know I have complained about the weather plenty. I probably did today, but it didn't feel like I was complaining. I just stated that it's cold out. I also mentioned that it was raining to my other friend at work. I was just being Captain Obvious. Somebody had to be. Nobody else was acting quick enough I suppose, so I stepped up. It wasn't anything like the movie "Step Up" or anything like that. Maybe it kinda woulda been if I danced while announcing the weather. If I try that out tomorrow, I'll see if it were like "Step Up." Problem is....oh, I'm so embarrassed. Ugh! I haven't seen the movie "Step Up."
Jeepers Creepers!! This is going to be a tough one. I am in a pickle.

I'll worry about that later. On to more important things, Captain! Such as....anything else really.

My "bug bite," "infected sore," but most definitely my "cellulitis" is doing much better. Thank you.

Here's a picture of it from Monday. I thought I looked like I had muscles like Popeye's, except I had more right by my elbow. I just knew I should have eaten my spinach straight from the can. Dang it! Well, next time my arm swells up.....
I will! I will eat Popeye's spinach from the can! 

Oh yeah! I'm prepared already! 


It's thundering now, so I'm going to comfort my dog Jazz. She's scared. She's hiding under the kitchen table. Poor girl.